A song about the dangers of texting while driving.
lyrics
See the music video at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVyeBSmA6BA
Won’t Start Texting
400 chickens and a pig
Packed inside my half ton rig
Drive these goods from east to west
Concentrate and do my best
CHORUS:
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
Distracted driving grinds my gears
Increases stress increases fears
Send your texts before you drive
Get to point b safe and alive
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
The guy beside me picked his nose
There's a woman without clothes
That hitchhiker's got an axe
Should have stayed home and sent a fax
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
So many things to see and do
While I shlep this mobile zoo
Flashing billboard, neon lights,
Road construction, barroom fights
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
Before I hop into the truck
I trim my beard, eyebrows I pluck
Clip my nails, drink feine extractions
Minimize all my distractions
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
My cellphone has caller id
So I hear who’s wanting me
If it’s Jay Lo I let it ring
Cause careful driving is my thing
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
Made it to point B from A
Dumped my load in San Jose
Left the truck and stretched my legs
Then enjoyed bacon and eggs
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
to my destination
credits
from Marsh Madness,
released April 1, 2014
Marsh Carroll - vocals
Ross Buckman - guitar