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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVyeBSmA6BA


Won’t Start Texting

400 chickens and a pig
Packed inside my half ton rig
Drive these goods from east to west
Concentrate and do my best

CHORUS:
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination

Distracted driving grinds my gears
Increases stress increases fears
Send your texts before you drive
Get to point b safe and alive

Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination

The guy beside me picked his nose
There's a woman without clothes
That hitchhiker's got an axe
Should have stayed home and sent a fax

Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination
So many things to see and do
While I shlep this mobile zoo
Flashing billboard, neon lights,
Road construction, barroom fights

Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination

Before I hop into the truck
I trim my beard, eyebrows I pluck
Clip my nails, drink feine extractions
Minimize all my distractions

Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination

My cellphone has caller id
So I hear who’s wanting me
If it’s Jay Lo I let it ring
Cause careful driving is my thing

Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
To my destination

Made it to point B from A
Dumped my load in San Jose
Left the truck and stretched my legs
Then enjoyed bacon and eggs
Won’t start texting
Resisting that temptation
Eyes on the road
to my destination