My song about Movember - the charity that raises funds for prostate cancer research and awareness
lyrics
The nusic video is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmEo6xmaWDo
Selleck had a lip tickler / When acting as Magnum P.I.
Einstein sported some bristles / While looking at starts in the sky
Ned Flanders had upper lip plumage / +that wrestler oh what's his name?
Hulk Hogan! Right!
Lanny McDonald had a big one / When he played as a Calgary Flame
Chorus: Grow a muzzy in Movember / Give Prostate Canada cash
Changing the face of men's health / It starts with a little moustache
Snidely Whiplash had a handlebar / And a dastardly black hat
Some dictators also had staches / But let's not sing about that
The prostate's the size of a walnut / Embedded in a tangled mess
It's sort of hard to locate / Unless you've got a good GPS
Chorus:
The prostate secretes a white fluid / Mixes with sperm like a gravy
Comprising 30% of semen / The rest comes from Canadian Navy
Chorus:
The prostate guides the urine / In the right direction
It has other important functions / So go for early detection
Yes, once you are over forty / And I'm not trying to be crass
You better have a good doctor / Put a finger right up your bum
Final Chorus:
credits
from Marsh Madness,
released April 1, 2014
Marsh Carroll - Vocal
Ross Bukman - Guitar
